Commission~

I’m open for new orders, details at my site!

ceruleancynic:

tweedymcgee:

hello

is this the daily soarbeast

i wwant to talk to karkat vvantas

yeah i knoww hes fuckin busy

tell him its imperial fuckin business

trust me hes gonna wwant to hear this

hell no im not gonna givve you my name

wwho are you like some kind a fuckin newws secretary or somethin

im not givvin out my top secret inside knowwledge to some lowwblood who answwers phones

fine take a fuckin message

tell him captain ahab has a hot scoop for him if he swwears hell put it on a1

MISS MARYAM, I KNOW IT HAS BEEN A BUSY MORNING. BELIEVE ME, MY ULCERS ARE IN FULL FUCKING AGREEMENT WITH THE GENERAL AIR OF HATE AND DESTRUCTION THAT HANGS IN THE AIR LIKE A MIASMA.

BUT I BELIEVE WE HAVE PREVIOUSLY SPOKEN ON THE SUBJECT OF WHAT IT IS YOU DO WHEN THAT SELF-AGGRANDIZING SHITWEASEL CALLS THE OFFICE.

NO, THE SCREAM IS A VITAL PART OF THIS RESPONSE. YOU HAVE TO DO THE SCREAM. IT’S IN YOUR JOB DESCRIPTION UNDER “OTHER DUTIES AS ASSIGNED.” YOU COUNT TO THREE TO LET HIM GET INTO HIS STRIDE AND THEN YOU SCREAM AS LOUDLY AS YOU ARE FUCKING CAPABLE OF SCREAMING AND YOU SLAM DOWN THE PHONE.

BAM. PROBLEM SOLVED FOR AT LEAST THREE DAYS IN A FUCKING ROW.

AND GET AN INTERN WITH A CLIPBOARD AND A POLO SHIRT TO NIP ROUND THE ALTERNIAN CHRONICLE OFFICES AND OVERHEAR WHATEVER CAPTAIN AHAB HAS TO TELL THEIR IDIOT-IN-CHIEF.

I might have drawn IFC dorms… my excuse I need to draw more environments but  actually I just have a problem ._. 

zanbon replied to your post: sorry for the art hiatus
hope all is well now

 Aw thank you! I am doing much better, I just needed a few days to regroup <3

This art block broken by IFC!Dirk’s taste in pyjamas

 ”Rose, Do You Have To Wear Those”

“Hush dear, they’re ironic.”

“But It’s Looking At Me” 

I kind of had a bit of a mental breakdown, then my tablet broke, and then I spent two days at a friend’s place playing far too much diablo but I am getting back on track and starting to catch up now.

Thanks everyone who’s stayed with me through this <3 And hopefully I’ll open commissions again in a couple of days 

null-physical:

trainedbrofessional:

STEP 1. 

Think of a character.

STEP 2. 

Inbox me on anon or not 5 facts or clues about this person.

STEP 3. 

Watch me suffer and try to guess this character.

i’ll draw them as well!!! yesss

Me too, will totally draw haha sorry if my knowledge of characters is terrible: http://null-physical.tumblr.com/ask

hit me

(Source: the-potters)

waetjk;l sorry this is just a messy sketch and I can’t perspective

 for high school is not an unstressful experience because ain’t that the truth

givenclarity:

 fuck okay today is the day I make everyone left handed now it’s not a mistake it’s a theme okay ._.

I think I put off drawing this movie because so many people have already done it way better than me D: I secretly really like drawing the hulk though

#no one does it better omg DRAW MORE PLZ #MORE MOREEEE 

awerjkl; ko why

 fuck okay today is the day I make everyone left handed now it’s not a mistake it’s a theme okay ._.

I think I put off drawing this movie because so many people have already done it way better than me D: I secretly really like drawing the hulk though